stolen from another blog:

On the way home from the gym, the spousal unit and I ended up behind a minivan with an ichthus and the license plate "WWJD" (What Would Jesus Do). That just brings out my inner Snarkosaurus and we spent the rest of the ride home observing how Jesus drives:

1. Jesus makes very slow and careful left hand turns.
2. Jesus comes to a full and complete stop.
3. Tailgating is apparently A-OK with The Lord.
4. Jesus has good brakes.
5. When you're the Almighty, the speed limit is whatever you think it should be.

hee hee hee hoo ha....

actually, there really IS a How Would Jesus Drive bumper sticker. I've seen it twice.