One of my more benign, yet spookier, addictions:

http://allrecipes.iwon.com/encyc/terms/A/5075.asp

I go through two cans of this stuff a week. We're talking forkfuls at a time, folks. Several forkfuls at a time. What is my problem?

The first step towards recovery is admitting you're an addict, they say...

Then again, it delights and amazes at parties.