hooray for fraud

I was waiting to see when I'd finally get one of these thingies.
It's very sad that some people are taken in by this, but as a person who has been forewarned and who never accepts offers of any sort, even if they're good, well, this is just plain amusing.

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FROM: Mr.Patrick Thomas,
EMAIL:drpatrickthomas@netscape.com
Sir,
Before I proceed. I must be grateful to introduced myself. My name is Patrick Thomas, a Zimbabwean. I was formerly a personal aid to one of the top minister, I absconded with Fifteen Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars (US$15.5M)that was part of
he money meant for campaign for President Robert Mugabe's re-election into office.Currently the funds are in a Security Finance Company in The Netherland where I am presently seeking a political asylum.
MY REQUEST:
I am looking for a trustworthy individual/firm who can stand as the beneficiary to help me clear this fund out from the Security Company, and also advice or assist me in making the rightful investment, more so I am interested in buying properties for resident as my family will be residing there in the nearest future.
COMMISION/REMUNERATION:
As regads your commission/remuneration, myself and my family shall offer you 25% of the total money, we have also set aside 5% for any expenses incurred (i.e telephone bills, travel exepenses and any other miscellaneous expenses) while the transaction last.
Be informed also that I shall commit half of the total sum into a mutual beneficial joint venture project with you and be rest assured that you stand no risk of any kind as the funds belongs to me alone. As soon as I have your consent, I will furnish you with the details and contact of the finance company and a face-to-face meeting will be arranged in order for us to know ourselves better.
I strongly beleive that associating with you to embark on this and other business ventures will derive huge success hereafter. If you have any questions, do not hesitate to include them in your reply.
I await your immediate response.
NOTE: YOUR RESPONSE SHOULD BE SENT TO drpatrickthomas@netscape.net

Best regards,
Mr.Patrick Thomas

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Hmmm. Maybe I should spam Dr. Patrick.
Nah.