Separated at birth?...

...those sexy suit-wearing bastards:

exhibit A: http://theinterpol.free.fr/audiovisuals/visual/london_93_feet_east/index.html...Carlos of Interpol....

and exhibit B: Go see for yourself...believe it or not, he goes to my gym...http://fusionanomaly.net/crispinhellionglover.html.

I swear to god they're related.