I am an authority.

Hey, the LA Alt Press published my "Best-Of's" in their "Best of LA" issue.

http://www.laalternativepress.com/v03n06/feature/staff.php

Mine are the "Best Place to Take a Tourist", "Best Sex Shop", and "Best Hangover Breakfast". I didn't research the first one--I just KNEW. Growing up here taught me a thing or two. As for the second, I have very little experience in this arena, but one just assumes...and for the last one, years and years of extensive research brought me to THAT conclusion.

Ironic that I won't be needing hangover breakfasts anymore...I'll miss those sublime Irish Coffees.