It's National Pancake Day today. IHOP was giving away free short-stacks of pancakes. For me, this is golden fluffy manna from heaven.
Mmmm. Thanks Jesus, for dying so people would fast leading up the the anniversary of your death, thus requiring them to use up their eggs and milk beforehand. What foresight. But you ARE Jesus, so I guess you've got the inside info. Do I still get pancakes if I'm a Pastafarian?
I had to pay for the eggs and coffee, of course.