overhaul / undertow

Wednesday, January 28, 2004

The only way to get ahead in this town...

I can't believe I didn't think of this sooner. I've been sending resume after resume out, and gotten only one response back after weeks of doing this.

I am retarded. WHY did I never think to put my "Interests" on my resume? And WHY did I never think to include in those interests:

· Special guest member of Gigsville's Unsafe Burlesque Troupe; former chorus girl for Velvet Hammer.
· Booking and promotions for online LA-based radio station collective, killradio.org.
· Two years intensive study Northern Long-fist kung fu and tai chi sword.
· Featured artist, Brewery Artwalk, Spring 2003 and Fall 2003.

References furnished upon request.

Hmm. This will be interesting, to see if I get more bites.

It will also be vaguely sad.


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