aaargh. I can't get my little anchors to work (see sidebar, "suv manifesto"--or wait, DON"T see it, cos it doesn't fucking work)! I am not above asking for help. I'm trying to link from there to an old post. Plenty of people do it. Why can't I?

blargh. while failing at the above task, I also burnt my pasta. Yes, pasta. How does one burn pasta, you ask? Why, by letting it boil 'til all the water is gone and then allowing it to....burn. Right.

I need pillows taped to my body. I'm gonna hurt myself bonking into common household objects or something.