THE GIGSVILLE SPEAKEASY BALL
~by invitation only~
June 4, 2005
7 pm: doors open & medicinal elixirs* served
8 pm: show begins
A BENEFIT FOR A SWELL CAUSE!!!
::STRIPPING, SCRAPPING, AND SWANKY SWILL::
~Bring clams, baby, or dames, bring your sugar daddy! You'll be tippin' the hoofers! Those are some hot tomatoes!
~Ritzy rags encouraged--this'll be one hoppin' joint!
NO ADMITTANCE UNLESS YOU ARE ON OUR LIST!
It IS a Speakeasy, after all. Ya gotta know someone, kid!
And since we're havin' signups for burlesque and wrestling, we would prefer to not have thie event be open to just anyone--so bring pals if you'd like, but, uh, make sure you know them.
TO GET ON THE LIST, SEE INSTRUCTIONS BELOW.
Buy Your Speakeasy Ball Tickets NOW!
This is a custom tailored message Just For You.
You may or may not know, but Gigsville is doing a fundraiser for a very fantastic and wonderful and never-before-attempted and yet also still undisclosed art project for Burning Man 2005! If you want to know more about this project, please email me at danielle_1(at)main-streets.com and I will either fill you in or ignore your email, depending on how swamped I am at work.
Regardless! You should support this art project, whether or not you know what it is! Because Gigsville loves it! And YOU love it!!
Our fundraiser, the Speakeasy Ball, will feature 1920s style wrestling, dancing, music, gambling, and, of course, a peep show! yummy! It will take place on June 4th at the Labs of Theory in the year of our lord, 2005.
This event is NOT TO BE MISSED, but you may miss it if you wait to get tickets!
Tickets are only available through pre-sale for $5 and to people who are on the RSVP list for $7 at the door. Buy your ticket today and SAVE! And also, the event will comply with fire codes and
stuff, so there are a limited number of people who can fit in the Labs! Reserve your place in HISTORY!
To buy a pre-sale ticket, Paypal $5 per person to uberman(at)ant-life.com (or email@example.com) and include the names of who you will be bringing in the comments area.
To get on the RSVP list, email uberman(at)ant-life.com (or firstname.lastname@example.org) and let me know how many people you'll be bringing and their names. Expect to pony up $7 per person at the door.
YOU MUST EITHER BUY A PRESALE TICKET OR BE ON THE RSVP LIST TO GAIN ADMITTANCE TO THE SPEAKEASY.
This is a PRIVATE event. Bring only people whom you know, please. Bring all your friends, family, and "amorous companions," but make sure they're on some sort of list!
Bring money for the dancers, the wrestlers, the gambling, the food, and the drinks! All in the name of art!
And if you want to donate money to the Art Project Fund, you can paypal uberman(at)ant-life.com in any fancy schmancy amount you want! Oh, and if you want to wrestle, dance, bartend, etc for the fundraiser, please email me at danielle_1(at)main-streets.com
Thanks for your support and patience!
Ms. Norma Leigh
Professional Wrestler and Dancer (now)
"Oh ye of little faith. We are, after all, professionals."
-- Hunter S. Thompson, September 3, 2002