They fucking rock. Go. See it:
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Tickets are still available, but seats are going fast for the Ministry of Unknown Science's latest comedy experiment, "The Semi-Erotic Adventures of Lopez the Invisible Mexinaut."
Have you reserved your tickets for the experiment yet?
You haven't? You fools!
This experiment sees the Ministry return to their original-recipe secret laboratory in downtown Los Angeles. The show's length has been expanded AND they've brought back the bad-ass brass band stylings of LA's Infamous Critical Brass. This homegrown happening is something that you won't want to miss.
And hey, what the hell, everyone gets a free beer if they give the person at the door the codeword: Splenda!
Tell your friends, make it a night out! Come early and get plowed at Bar Barbara's! Then, gather your senses, punch your heart a few times, take some deep breaths and rub your nipples for...
The Ministry of Unknown Science's Experiment Number Four: "The Semi-Erotic Adventures of Lopez the Invisible Mexinaut."
Science is back in session!
PERFORMANCE DATES: Fri. and Sat. -- June 4th, 5th, 11th, 12th, 18th & 19th.
SHOWTIME: 8:30pm sharp. (Doors open at 8:10pm)
BEER AND WINE AVAILABLE FOR YOUR SWILLING
PRICE: $15 earth dollars.
RESERVATIONS, INFORMATION AND YARDS OF FUN STUFF: www.tmous.com
The location of the lab will be emailed upon reservation confirmation.
Rugged footwear recommended. Safety goggles provided. No wagering.
Intrigued? Puzzled? Outraged? Excellent! Email the Ministry at: email@example.com
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